This and That

Just took a DNA test. Found out I'm 100% me and always will be.

This'll be something like a dump. Whatever I am working on or whatever I find interesting will just go here.

Might start listening to Pokemon Black and White music. Haven't touched that game in years but I don't have the heart to delete my old save files. Saw a reel that implied that Black and White is retro now. Yeah, that's not helping me fall asleep. I haven't listened to the music from it since I played it as a kid but the first song I booted up hit me like a truck. I gotta compile a playlist of all the nostalgic music from my childhood games. Too bad Nintendo makes that so difficult and will send a death-sqaud to your house if you try to work around it.

On that note: is it still embarrassing to admit you play videogames? I have never condifidentally admitted it to anyone and you essentially have to waterboard it out of me. I feel so stupid saying the title of any game I have ever played. I just say Minecraft and that ends the conversation until I feel more comfortable talking about it. How am I supposed to say any game I like without sounding like a loser. Yeah I played Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. And while we're at it, let me get on top of this table and start helicoptering my dick in public. You like Animal Crossing? Do you want a lolipop, too? Whenever a conversation regarding videogames comes up when I'm talking to people in public I feel like spit is frothing around my lips. I went to some bar with this girl I was interested in and her friends and this one guy started talking to me about Battlefield I. I fucking love that game. I had a few drinks and I showed him my Steam library. I was feeling confident until I looked around and noticed I was in public with a girl that I tried my best to convince that I was this academic. The guy told me he thought Far Cry 2 was the best in the series (it is) and my illusion faded. That same feeling came back and I felt like I was frothing at the lips.

Would you rather be a cowboy, a pirate, or a samurai? This question pops up occasionally on my feed. Two of those are the worst jobs in human history and the other is landed gentry.

Blue collar partiots talk about World War 3 like, "I'm a corn fed American, I could rip a Chinese soldier in half with my bare hands," like they don't eat the same reheated, watery spaghetti everday after work and smoke camel crushes.

people bringing their cold brews in mason jars to class: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Knowing that it was your last trick-or-treat and then the next year handing out candy and realizing how short trick-or-treat always was is one of life's greatest one-two punches.

took this photo in Reeseville? Don't remember the context though.